MEET

CAT

"Psst. Yes, you. The one with the wallet. Welcome to my waffle factory – now on BASE!"

Hey hooman, I’m Waffles once dubbed the “ugly kitten,” now the supreme ruler of sunbeams and your favorite crypto-flavored feline. You know how I clawed my way from the shelter to 3 million fans? This token is my next leap a paw-some community where we chase yarn balls, not whales. Forget "moon." We’re aiming for the top of the crypto fridge… on Base Chain!

Join my syrup-sweet squad. No dogs allowed. 🐾🥞

"Rejected? Pfft. I prefer ‘pre-memed.’"

Born a crumpled-eared Scottish Fold, I was passed over like stale toast… until my hoomans realized I’m 100% pure waffle batter golden, messy, impossible to resist. Now? I nap in designer boxes and star in movies. But fame’s lonely without my clowder (that’s “cat squad” for you dog people).

So I baked this token: 1 part chaos, 2 parts cuddles, 0% kibble energy. We’re not about “gas fees.” We’re about sweet naps (and laser dots).